you know those little critical thinking questions that they had at the end of short stories in literature textbooks? we should start putting those in posts. i miss them,,,,,,
questions:
what call to action is the author arguing for?
why does this work lack capitalization? what might this tell you about the author? what might this tell you about the context this work is meant to be read in?
is the addition of the questions self referential? does that make this post humorous? how so? how would the post be different without the addition of the questions?
He sure is! I love that we both have a pokemon niche online. I think it’s really sweet since some of my fondest memories were playing pokemon with him when we were younger
if a character is under 13 years old i dont care what they did i dont care who they murdered or annoyed they are just little to me. tiny little. small. take my hand little guy i can take you to gamestop none of your haters will find you there
When I was little, my mom told me that throwing your chewing gum out the car window was the good and moral thing to do because it patched up people’s flat tires for them, and to this day, I think it’s one of the funniest lies anyone’s ever told a child for no reason.
i’m memorising these so i can change some children’s lives later
I think furry porn is hot, but I don't like have a fursona and I'm not super into the whole subculture. Is it cool if I just get off to some bat ladies sometimes or am I poser?
somewhere taylor lautner is looking at his phone, seeing the news about speak now tv, and falling asleep completely unbothered knowing he has nothing to worry about
my brain during the day when I have free time to write: teehee. potato. unicorn. writing??? maybe I shou— OOO EM GEEE A ROCK! sooooooo shiny 🥺. what if I binge watch this entire series I’ve already finished again? 😶 or or… what if I rewatch this movie which I’ve already seen eight times before? 😶🙂 or??? I can just???? do nothing! 😍🥹
my brain when I try to sleep at night: listen to me, here’s the perfectly detailed plot and here’s the extremely heartfelt dialogues for your blorbo. here’s the strong-enough energy to run a marathon race against a herd of horses. FVCK. YOUR. SLEEP. GET. UP. look at all those fancy words I’m giving you. your next work is not gonna write itself🤬. get up. write. right. now. 🤬😡‼️ you. must. write. right. now. write. write. write. write. write. grrrrrrrrrrrrr
[ID: A fake poll with several options, each one without text and filled in a with different color to match the “do you love the color of the sky” post. End ID.]
Ahh compressed for our convenience, just what I like to see
In the back of my head, I’m constantly saying “this would’ve been better as a text post” while watching a majority of tiktoks. I, uh, yeah no this one is perfect as is
“you were just diagnosed with an awful condition, why are you happy about it??” bud, i would still have the condition even if i wasn’t diagnosed; i’m happy because i now know what it is and what i can do about it